Alma Maters

City

Alma, Quebec

Stadium

The Almaighty Estadio of Almaightiness

Team Color

Almand with Deep Pickle Stripes (that are suprisingly deep)

Team Mascot

The Almand

Coach

Thai Mixu

Players and (Their Salaries Per Season):

Howie Deauxin ($600)
Toby Frank Nott Goodman ($600)
DaJuan Tiggleaux ($600)
DonTjuan Tiggleaux ($600)
Jaques Aroundacloc ($500)